JWoww freebies

Have you seen the commercial? The super amazing high-larious commercial with Donatella and her frenemie JWoww?  What is the matter with you?!?!?! That is cinematic comedic genius or something.  At The Beach Rocks like that! At the Beach rolls that way too.

Hundreds of At The Beach Rocks readers emailed in about . . . ok, MANY At The Beach Rocks readers. . . Alright fine, some of you At The Beach Rocks readers wanted to know if that was really JWoww from MTV’s Jersey Shore in our commercial.  The answer is yes, it really is.  Then you persistent At The Beach Rocks readers wanted to know if she really did say At The Beach was her favorite place to tan.  The answer to that one is also yes.  Then you pesky At The Beach Rocks readers asked how many bottles of Guido juice we had to give her in exchange for the endorsement.  The At The Beach Rocks crew isn’t even sure what that means.  But no, we didn’t have to pay her.  In fact, right now if you buy any of JWoww’s tanning products from any of our At The Beach Tanning Superstores in Orange County CA, Oklahoma City OK, Denver CO, Wichita Kansas or Tulsa OK you can get a free gift too!

That is right, purchase any JWoww tanning product from At The Beach, JWoww’s favorite place to tan, and we will give you a free bottle of the Daily Rescue tan extender.  It will help extend the life of your tan!  Everyone knows JWoww loves a deep sexy tan right?

 

Texts from Donatella pt2

The price of Fame?  What is a famous tanning spokes model to do? If you are looking to get a deep dark fabulous tan, or a sultry sexy tan, or any other type of tan that makes you look good, check out the At The Beach Tanning Superstore nearest you.  Orange County California? Denver Colorado? Oklahoma? Wichita? got ‘em.  Check here for the location nearest you.  Check here for amazing deals.  Why? Because At The Beach Rocks!

 

JWoww & Donatella BFFs?

At The Beach Rocks asks the probing questions!

Ever wonder what Donatella does in her down time?  Who she turns to for some girl time?  Even someone as fabulous as she needs to take a break, go back to her stylish Orange County, California home and curl up with some Vodka puffs and watch some TV, right?  Being the spokes model for At The Beach tanning salons is hard, hard work, and the competition is, well, ‘fresh to death’

Check out the new commercial for At The Beach Tanning Salons having some fun with one of the icons of tanning right now.   At The Beach Rocks is keeping it real and on the DL for all your GTL needs.  Or something like that.  And check out the website for more information about the free week of tanning!

 

Texts from Donatella

Oh yes we did.

HUGE Monster sized disclaimer.  Yes this idea is totally borrowed from Texts from Hillary.  Surely you don’t think we were clever enough to come up with something original.  Really?  Did you see the Hunger Games entry?

All credit for the pictures of secretary of state belongs to Kevin Lamarque for Reuters.

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Rocking the sexy spray tan!

 

The At the Beach Rocks Crew asked Donatella for some help with today’s blog.  Donatella had 6 words for us “you are pale, don’t talk to me”

The At The Beach Rocks Crew hopes you aren’t faced with real life Donatellas!  Want to avoid looking pale and getting the hand?  Visit any of the At The Beach Tanning locations in Denver Colorado, Orange County California, Oklahoma City, Tulsa Oklahoma, or Wichita Kansas and take advantage of At The Beach’s One Free Versa promotion.

Look great, get a sexy dark Versa tan, and spend no money!  What could be better than that?

 

Check out the link here for this and other exciting deals!

Rocking the Free Facial!

In April At the Beach Rocks is asking who doesn’t love a free facial?  When Bjorn heard about our April product promotion he volunteered to be our “Free Facial Spokesperson.”  He has eagerly been offering free facials to any and all of our tanners.  He has even been going the extra step and telling them to be careful and not get it in their eyes.  He says when you get it in your eye “it burrrrns”

Wait. What is Bjorn even talking about?!?!?

All month long At The Beach Rocks is offering a free facial product with the purchase of any of the new Blend Expressions tanning products.  What did Bjorn think we were offering?  Check out the offer here or visit the website for more information.

The Blend Expression line is exclusive to At The Beach, so come by any of our stores in Orange County CA, the greater Denver CO area, Wichita KS. Oklahoma City or Tulsa OK and get yours today!

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Happy Sexy Bunnies!

 

 

At The Beach has been rocking out the sexy bunny tanning all this week.  It is not too late for you to hop into our local At The Beach and take advantage of the sexy bunny of a sale they have going on.

 

30% off selected products and services… Who doesn’t love that?  Donatella said only a pale freak would pass up this deal.  Bjorn and Fernando know better than to disagree with Donatella, don’t you?

 

So get your Easter clothes on and come out to an At The Beach location where you can take them right clothes back off and get your tan on!  Plus get a 30% discount for doing it!

Hunger Games?

 

Been to the movies or read a book lately?  The At The Beach Rocks Crew does not pretend to be all intellectual or anything but are loving the buzz about the Hunger Games books and movie.  In fact we asked Donatella, Bjorn and Fernando to take a break from promoting what goes on with At The Beach Tanning Superstores and tell us what they thought about this thought provoking movie.

Donatella stated that beauty comes with a cost and that she hasn’t had anything to eat since she swallowed the lime garnishing her cocktail by mistake.  We tried to point out that is not what the Hunger Games is about.  She suggested we read her book Hungry is no freaking Game.  Sigh.

 

Fernando said he is hungry like a cat, a sexy cat, on the prowl for sexy tanning bunnies . . . (he may be jumping the gun on our Easter promotion here).  Bjorn said he thought the Hunger Games was about competitive eating.  Honesty, why do we even bother?

 

While we are on the topic (sort of) of Hunger, we want to point out that our friends from At The Beach Cares are really doing their part to help feed people facing health challenges with the amazing $9.95 Project Angel Heart Fundraiser they have going on.  Check out the At The Beach Cares website for more information. All that money goes towards sponsoring Project Angel Heart, and that is no game.

Rocking the $9.95

Who doesn’t love a great deal? At The Beach Rocks sure does!  Right now the At The Beach Rocks crew is offering an amazing deal on our all-inclusive week of tanning.  For only $9.95 you can try all our beds for an entire week.  How awesome is that?

That is right, for only $9.95 you can trade your boring paleness in for sexy bronze sexiness at any of the At The Beach Tanning Superstore locations.  $9.95 is cheaper than Bjorn’s mail order supplements, and without all the scary side effects!

Plus, At The Beach, and our buddies over there with At The Beach Cares are donating that $9.95 to Project Angel Heart.  So Win/Win!

Ch-Ch-Check it out today!

Talk of The Town!

This just in. . . . Our At The Beach Tanning stores in Tulsa Oklahoma have been named one of the best in the region by Talk of The Town.  How awesome is that?  With a four star rating to boot!

At The Beach Rocks is super proud of our Tulsa Team, especially our regional manager Darlena St. Cry, our district managers Malarie Fares and Kylie Kirk and the rest of the At The Beach team who is doing their best to make us the best.  Great Job!

Want more information about this? Check it out here

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