Donnatella is back from surgery… I mean vacay, and she is eager to get her spring break tan on. At The Beach Rocks is eager to help! Who else wants to be Spring Break Ready?
Right now in Orange County, Oklahoma City, Denver, Kansas and Tulsa all you At The Beach Rocks fans can stop drowning in pale sorrow and get your freaking tan on for FREE! That’s right beaches, for FREE. Who doesn’t love free? Fernando was telling us all about loving some Free Beaches just yesterday. Wait, no. . . . never mind, that isn’t what he said. But you get the idea.
So hurry in to any At The Beach Super Stores and take advantage of our amazing, stupendous, wonderful, exciting, spectacular, insert your favorite adjective here, blah blah blah, in no way does this suck, ALL INCLUSIVE FREE WEEK OF TANNING! It even gives you a sexy spray tan. Who doesn’t love a spray job?
Some restrictions apply, don’t be stupid, like our commercials, bring your eyewear, and wear your seatbelt, blah blah blah. Check out the website for more details.
Get your tan on freak!



