Donnatella is back from surgery… I mean vacay, and she is eager to get her spring break tan on. At The Beach Rocks is eager to help! Who else wants to be Spring Break Ready?
Right now in Orange County, Oklahoma City, Denver, Kansas and Tulsa all you At The Beach Rocks fans can stop drowning in pale sorrow and get your freaking tan on for FREE! That’s right beaches, for FREE. Who doesn’t love free? Fernando was telling us all about loving some Free Beaches just yesterday. Wait, no. . . . never mind, that isn’t what he said. But you get the idea.
So hurry in to any At The Beach Super Stores and take advantage of our amazing, stupendous, wonderful, exciting, spectacular, insert your favorite adjective here, blah blah blah, in no way does this suck, ALL INCLUSIVE FREE WEEK OF TANNING! It even gives you a sexy spray tan. Who doesn’t love a spray job?
Some restrictions apply, don’t be stupid, like our commercials, bring your eyewear, and wear your seatbelt, blah blah blah. Check out the website for more details.
Get your tan on freak!
Happy Anniversary to us, Happy Tanniversary to us, happpppppppyyyyy Tannnnneeeeeevvvverrsaaaaaarrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy to AT THE BEACH…. Happy Tanniversary to US! Woo HOO!
The At The Beach Rocks crew would like to apologize for that. It was shameless and off key. It is highly likely that one or more of our famous tanning spokes models over indulged at lunch and are now drunkenly celebrating At The Beach’s 25th TANiversary. Did you know it was At The Beach Tanning superstores anniversary? At The Beach Rocks knew! That’s right way back in 1987 At The Beach opened our first store in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma at Southwest 74th and Penn. We have remodeled a few times since then, but we are still located in that same spot today, along with 64 other amazing locations!
In honor of 25 years of making Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Wichita, Denver, or Orange County the At The Beach Rocks crew is excited about the amazing anniversary special that At The Beach Tanning Superstores has to offer. That’s right Tanners it is BOGO Time!
At The Beach Tanning Superstores is offering Buy One Get one completely absolutely positively FREE. All your lotion needs, your single sessions, your credits, even pour paid in full memberships, How freaking awesome is that?!?!?! Don’t thank us, that’s just how At The Beach Rocks.
Got your green on? Getting ready to celebrate St Patrick’s Day? The At The Beach Rocks Crew has been gearing up all week here! Why, just today we all had green margaritas at lunch just in honor of the holiday. Yes, yes, we know margaritas usually are green. Whatever.
How are you going to celebrate? Green eggs and ham? Green beer? Hunt down tanned and fabulous people who aren’t wearing green and pinch their… assets?
At The Beach Rocks is excited about the offer that At The Beach Tanning Superstores is offering to help our customers “Get their Green on!” Right now for a limited time only they are offering Buy one get one half off on selected products and services. How awesome is that?
Check out the deal and get your assets in to At The Beach and take advantage of this great offer!
The At The Beach Rocks team has a lot of fun here on the blog, making fun of our characters and promoting the sell out of the specials going on with At The Beach Tanning superstores. However, sometimes we just have to slow it down and give a ‘good job and well done’ to our customers.
Did you know that At The Beach Tanning Superstores just received the prestigious Pink Circle Award from the National Breast Cancer Foundation? At The Beach Rocks knows! This award was given in recognition of At The Beach’s 26K donation to the NBCF. That donation was the money our customers raised during the October ‘saving the beaches most precious resource’ t-shirt sales in our Denver Co, Oklahoma City OK, Tulsa OK, and Wichita KS markets. Way to GO!
So good job to the At The Beach Tanning Salons, all our tanned and sexy customers, and our buddies over at At The Beach Cares. Thanks for caring and making a difference!
If you want to know more, check out the At The Beach Cares blog. There is a link up near the top of the page on the left. No, your other left. That’s it! You can also check out a press release about this here.